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He escaped unhurt, but his serpents skin was utterly consumed; nothing remained but the melancholy spectacle of its skeleton.

Pyotr Petrovitch returned to the sofa, sat down opposite Sonia, looked attentively at her and assumed an extremely dignified, even severe expression, as much as to say, dont you make any mistake, madam.

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PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.

Mrs Aisha Ali.

Beloved in the Lord , PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.

I am the above named person 52years old woman from #82FEBAY AVAUNE LIVERPOOL LONDON. I am married to Dr. Alan George Ali , who died as a result of plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on January 31 2000. We were married for Thirteen(13)years without a child. Before his death we were both born again Muslim.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 4.800,000.00 (Four Million Eight Hundred Thousand U.K. Pounds) with the ( FINANCE COMPANY)

My Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my partial stroke.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this funds to Mosque,Church or better still an individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.

I want a Mosque, Church or individual that will use this money to fund, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I dont have any child that will inherit this money and I dont want my husband’s hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers.

I dont want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going.

I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. With God all things are possible.

As soon as I receive your reply I will want you to give me your

Name:………..
Address:……..
Sex/age: …….
Phone: ………
Occupation:…..

I will send a copy to the FINANCE COMPANY. For identification when you will contact them. I want you to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd and I shall not want.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.Note, this must be kept confidentially from eyes and ears of my husband’s family. Hoping to hear from you.

Reply me and Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Regards,

Mrs Aisha Ali.

Private email:(  aishaali92@inMail24.com)

Answer to Aisha: Your intentions are clearly honorable and to do something like this in the face of death is really incredible. Keep up the good work. All the best, IAM SPAM.  

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g .You would have done better to come with us after all, poor old Fredegar!. said Pippin, as they carried him out too weak to walk.

Away below Shagrat went leaping down the stairs and out over the court and through the gate, bearing his precious burden. If Sam could have seen him and known the grief that his escape would bring, he might have quailed. But now his mind was set on the last stage of his search. He came cautiously to the turret-door and stepped inside. It opened into darkness. But soon his staring eyes were aware of a dim light at his right hand. It came from an opening that led to another stairway, dark and narrow: it appeared to go winding up the turret along the inside of its round outer wall. A torch was glimmering from somewhere up above. .Faramir!. he cried aloud with the others. .Faramir!. And Faramir catching his strange voice among the clamour of the men of the City, turned and looked down at him and was amazed. 

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FROM MRS FATUO MARYAM MUSA

FROM MRS FATUO MARYAM MUSA,

ST.MARY HOSPITAL AND CONSULTANCY,

12 BP 4200 ABIDJAN 12,

MARCORY ABIDJAN COTE D’IVOIRE,

WASALAMUALEKUM,

GREETINGS,

I AM MRS MRS FATUO MARYAM MUSA, I AM 65 YEARS OLD. I BECAME A CITIZEN OF NIGEL REPUBLIQUE DUE TO MARRIAGE, BUT I AM RESIDENT IN THE COTE D’IVOIRE AT PRESENT WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE MY FINAL RESTING PLACE.

I WAS BORN AN ORPHAN IN 1942. I HAVE NO FATHER OR MOTHER, AND I HAVE NO RELATIVES. I WAS BLESSED TO HAVE MARRIED A HUMBLE AND KIND MAN, DR.MUSHARAF EL-KANEMI. WE BOTH STRUGGLED AND WORKED HARD AND THE ALMIGHTY ALAH BLESSED US ABUNDANTLY WITH RICHES. HE WAS A DEALER IN GOLD, DIAMONDS AND TANTALITE.

I AM NOW OLD AND SICK WITHOUT A HUSBAND AND CHILDREN.THIS HAS MADE ME UNHAPPY.

I HAVE NOT RE-MARRIED DUE TO THE FACT THAT I WANT TO CHERISH MY HUSBAND’S MEMORIES.FOR 9MONTHS NOW I HAVE BEEN SERIOUSLY SICK. I AM PRESENTLY IN HOSPITAL SUFFERING FROM CANCER AND I HAD A STROKE WHICH HAS AFFECTED MY SPEECH.THE LEFT SIDE OF MY BODY IS PARALYSED.THE DOCTORS SAY I HAVE A FEW MONTHS LEFT TO LIVE. I CAN ONLY MOVE MY RIGHT HAND, AND I AM ABLE TO WRITE LITTLE WITH IT WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN IS BEEN SENT TO YOU VIA EMAIL BY MY DOCTORS PRIVATE COMPUTER.I HAVE LITTLE TIME SO I HAVE COMMITTED IT TO SPREADING MY WEALTH TOWARDS BETTER HEALTH CARE FOR MANKIND BECAUSE THIS WILL BE WHAT MY HUSBAND WANTED.I AM CURRENTLY BEING ATTENDED TO BY A PRIVATE NURSE AT MY ABODE. I HAVE EARMARKED SOME FUNDS FOR THE MANAGEMENT AND TO UPGRADE AND BUILD A NEW CANCER RESEARCH FACILITY WHERE I WAS BEING TREATED UP TO A FEW MONTHS AGO.THIS WILL PROVIDE BETTER HEALTH CARE FOR OTHER CANCER PATIENTS.

I DONT KNOW YOU, I WAS ABLE TO GET YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS THROUGH A SPECIALISED SOURCE AND BY THE LEADING OF OUR GRATE PROPHET MUHAMMED. THERE ARE SEVERAL PROJECTS OF WHICH I DONT HAVE TIME TO EXECUTE AT PRESENT SO I AM CONTACTING DIFFERENT INDIVIDUALS WITH THE HOPE THAT YOU WILL CARRY OUT MY INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY AND ALLAH.BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND HE DEPOSITED ABOUT US$1.87 MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS IN CURRENCY AND GOLD WITH A FINANCIAL COMPANY. ALL DOCUMENTS AND PAPERWORKS ARE WITH ME. I WANT YOU TO TAKE CUSTODY OF THE DEPOSIT, AND USE THE MONEY TO BUILD AN ORPHANAGE IN YOUR COUNTRY.YOU WILL NAME IT AFTER MY HUSBAND NAME (DR.MUSHARAF EL-KANEMI ORPHANAGE HOME) AND THE REST OF THE FUND WILL BE USED IN SUPORTING THE WORKS OF ALMIGHTY ALLAH LIKE BUILDING HUASE OF ALLAH AND HELPING THE NEEDY.I DO NOT WANT ANY OF MY RELATIVES TO BENEFIT FROM OUR LABOUR BECAUSE MOST OF THEM AVOIDED US WHEN WE WERE STRUGGLING AND SOME OF THEM ARE CHRISTANS. THEY HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT MY PRESENT LOCATION.

GIVING TO THE POOR AND LESS PRIVILEDGED IS WHAT BEING A MUSLIM,THANKS BE TO ALMIGHTY ALLAH THAT I AM BURN AS A MUSLIM. ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS YOUR ASSURANCE THAT YOU WILL USE THIS FUNDS JUDICIOUSLY AS STATED IN THIS MESSAGE.I AM NOT ABLE TO USE MY LAPTOP AS OFTEN AS I WILL LIKE DUE TO THE ADVICE GIVEN ME BY THE DOCTOR.THIS IS ALL FOR NOW.PLEASE WHEN ONCE YOU ENDEAVOUR TO DO ACCORDING TO MY INSTRUCTION DONT FORGET TO WRITE ME BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO THAT I WILL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO FOR THE CLAIM OF THIS CONSIGNMENT DEPOSITED IN THE SECURITY COMPANY.

MAY THE ALMIGHTY ALLAH THE MERCIFUL AND THE PRECIOUSE ONE BLESSED YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

YOURS BELOVETH,

MRS FATUO MARYAM MUSA

 

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